Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Lost in translation

Here are a couple recent conversations with J;

J-Is my shirt is backward?
Me-No.
J walks over to the mirror and checks himself out. He gets a very puzzled look on his face.
Me-(laughing) It looks backward in the mirror because it's a reflection.
J gives me a still puzzled and not quite believing look.
Me-Trust me. Your shirt is not backward.

J talking to Diesel-Hey cat, be careful. I don't want you to get my crouch wif your claws of deaf.
(You know, because that could seriously hurt a guy's "crouch" to get clawed. And who knew we had a cat with super powers-claws of death?)

No comments: