Conversation with J

J was pulling stuff out one of his backpacks and putting it in another for school. He pulled out his MP3 player and this is the conversation we had;
J-I need anodder battery for dis. I wish I knew how to turn it on.
Me-What did you say?
J-I need anodder battery.
Me-No, what else did you say?
J-I wish I knew how to turn dis ting on.
Me-So, when you were wearing the ear buds at church yesterday, you weren't really listening to anything?
J-No.
Me-So why were you wearing the earbuds? Because you think they make you look cool?
J-Yes.

Lots of laughing ensued. All of a sudden he is so concerned with looking cool, whatever that is to a 6th grader. Even if he can't turn the music on, he looks so cool with ear buds. Too funny!